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Horny? Tee
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Get Ready to Unicorn-ify Your Wardrobe! 🦄
Is your fashion feeling a little... ordinary? Well, it’s time to add a little sparkle and sass with this: "Horny? Why yes, I'm a Unicorn!" tee! A tongue-in-cheek way to move through the crowds everyday.
✨ Why settle for basic when you can be fabulous AND cheeky? ✨
- It's made with 100% pure magic (and ring-spun comfy cotton, of course)
- It's perfect for those who are horn-tastically fabulous
- AND guaranteed to cause giggles, winks, and maybe a few raised eyebrows! CHA CHING!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Horny? Tee Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|